3/11/08

La merda de la F1 (again)


Vaig un dia tard, però no voldria perdre l'oportunitat de rajar i cagar-me en la puta Fórmula 1. El diumenge es va acabar, i bueeenuuuu, històric. La repollica. Es veu que tot es va decidir al darrer revolt quan un paio que anava amb un cotxe normal va passar a tota llet a un pobre alemany que anava més lent que Paseando a Miss Daisy. Tot i així, intentaré fer l'esforç de llistar coses que aporten certa emoció i interés a la F1:

1. Les tempestes tipus huracà Katrina.
2. Les noies del Pit Lane.
3. La possibilitat que caigui un meteorit sobre el cotxe de Fernando Alonso.
4. Escoltar com sempre s'equivoca el Francesc Roses.
5. Que s'enganxi la manguera de la benzina i explotin tots els boxes.
6. Que Berni Eccleston s'estigui convertint en la suma d'Andy Warhol i Maria Teresa Fernández de la Vega.
7. Els vídeos sàdico-nazis de Max Mosley.
8. Que Barrichello condueixi un dia en direcció contraria.
9. La nova xurri de Briatore.
10. Que els peti la junta de trocola a 320 km/h


30 comentaris:

Josep ha dit...

Ja en som dos. No entenc la F1, ni el golf, ni el tenis, ni...

Siso ha dit...

Sento decepcionar-te, però en Briatore s'ha casat o sigui que no estarà portant cap nova xurri almenys per un temps...

Per cert, a mi tampoc m'agrada normalment la F1, però la carrera del diumenge va ser espectacular.

Siso ha dit...

Va ser com una final de mundial resolta al temps de descompte.

albert ha dit...

Ja en som tres.

Fa un temps vaig fer unes propostes de cara a fer la F1 una mica més atractiva.

Toni Jover ha dit...

la fórmula 1 que la donguin pel sobirà cul, tan de bo un dia es colessin 20 cotxes de Nascar en plena cursa i s'esclafessin tots en una mcaroexplosió de dimensions astronòmiques, tots socarrats en benzina ardent!!!
O això o que fos a l'estil Ben Hur + Autos Locos, amb mutilacions i tal... :-P

PD: Josep, et trobo arreu, ets el blocaire omnipresent!
PPD: Siso, tu també per aqui?

Lo Gené ha dit...

La Formula1 és l'esport més noble que hom pot veure per la tele.

Y hasta aquí puedo decir.

Vier ha dit...

Gloriós, sens dubte, la F1 és una maleïda puta merda punxada en un pal. Mort a F-Alonso!

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Vaig un dia tard, però no voldria perdre l'oportunitat de rajar i cagar-me en la puta Fórmula 1. El diumenge es va acabar, i bueeenuuuu, històric. La repollica. Es veu que tot es va decidir al darrer revolt quan un paio que anava amb un cotxe normal va passar a tota llet a un pobre alemany que anava més lent que Paseando a Miss Daisy. Tot i així, intentaré fer l'esforç de llistar coses que aporten certa emoció i interés a la F1:
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Vaig un dia tard, però no voldria perdre l'oportunitat de rajar i cagar-me en la puta Fórmula 1. El diumenge es va acabar, i bueeenuuuu, històric. La repollica. Es veu que tot es va decidir al darrer revolt quan un paio que anava amb un cotxe normal va passar a tota llet a un pobre alemany que anava més lent que Paseando a Miss Daisy. Tot i així, intentaré fer l'esforç de llistar coses que aporten certa emoció i interés a la F1:
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